
This is a side blog, we CAN NOT follow back.
I don’t care how hypothetical it is, I’m not flying with a live otter in the flight deck!
Douglas: ♪ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! ♪
Carolyn: Douglas!
Douglas: ♪ When the moon seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine, that’s amore! ♪
Carolyn: Why am I constantly beset by pilots who think they’re funny?
Douglas: Oh, hello, Carolyn! Fancy seeing you here!
Carolyn: I am ignoring you. You are being ignored. I am getting in the car.
Douglas: ♪ Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling- ♪
Carolyn: You are being ignored!
Arthur: That was brilliant, Douglas! Now do “Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines”!
Douglas: No.
Arthur: Oh!
Up, down, flying around
Looping the loop and defying the ground
They’re all frightfully keen
Those magnificent men
Those magnificent men
Those magnificent men
In their flying machines!
“Jelly babies to manual.”
Snoopadoop the Cockapoo, noblest of hounds!

I don’t care how hypothetical it is, I’m not flying with a live otter in the flight deck!
(via sherlockohms)