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Welcome to FYeahCabinPressure. A fuck yeah for the bbc radio comedy, Cabin Pressure written by John Finnemore and starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Roger Allam and Stephanie Cole.

Hilary thanks you for flying MJN Air.

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• Arthur: All right. So it's animal, not human, valuable, smaller than the box it's in, and may or may not be alive.
• Douglas: Like Schrödinger's Cat.
• Arthur: Is it... Schrödinger's Cat?

• Douglas: No, I don't blame you, I blame the Chinese.
• Martin: What for?
• Douglas: Tai Chi.

outofcontextcabinquotes:

A jet aircraft is not as precisely similar to a Vauxhall Corsa as a stupid person might imagine.

things that you can not put into a line:

         one jet

• one jet

1. one jet
2. one jet
3. one jet
4. one jet
5. one jet
6. one jet

one jet

         one jet

one jet

                           one jet

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, First Officer Douglas Richardson here. Just to let you know, we’re making our final approach now into what I am fairly sure is Fitton airfield..unless it’s a farm..or just possibly the A45. It’s not the sea, because that’s blue. I should perhaps explain that Captain Crieff and I have a sportsman-like little bet on today about who can fly the best after drinking a litre of Vodka through a straw. The Captain went first. You may have noticed the takeoff run was a little bumpy, particularly over the golf course. Now it’s me to land, just as soon as I decide, which of these two runaways to aim for. And I’m happy to tell you that I feel lucky. So on behalf of all your crew today, may I just say, geronimo!" — Douglas (via assassins-journal)

• MARTIN: Uh, Douglas, he asked me. Listen carefully, Arthur. The wing is curved on top but flat on the bottom. When it meets the air, its split in two. The air that goes over the top has further to go, so it has to go faster to keep up with the air underneath, that reduces pressures above the wing, giving us a lift.
• ARTHUR: Ah, fantastic! Thanks, Skipper. I, I totally get it now.
• MARTIN: You are welcome.
• ARTHUR: Except, why does it have to?
• MARTIN: Why does it what what?
• ARTHUR: Why does the air on the top have to keep up the air at the bottom? Why don't they just..split up?
• DOUGLAS: For the sake of the kids?

• ARTHUR: I call it my orange platter.
• DOUGLAS: Really? I wonder why.
• ARTHUR: Oh, because everything in it..
• DOUGLAS: Yes..Arthur, I can see why.
• MARTIN: What makes the mashed potato orange?
• ARTHUR: Cooking it in the same saucepan I used to curry the baked beans.

Fun fact.

sherlockstellar-overdrive:

We’re busy doing nothing

working the whole day through

trying to find lots of things not to do

We’re busy going nowhere

isn’t it just a crime

We’d like to be unhappy but…

we never do have the time!